Oh Ikea employees.

Oh Ikea. I love you so much. BUT! That one girl that works for you- I want to push her off a cliff. I went in last week to get things for my place and since I've never been to this particular Ikea before, I really had no idea where I was going. Some how my SO and I managed to get into the showroom and I had no idea where the carts where! So I asked your employee where the carts are located and she replied in THE MOST snotty voice ever, "Don't you know they're on the first floor????". Uh. No. Because if I did, I wouldn't be asking now would I? But let me explain something to you. One- I'm pregnant. DO NOT PISS OFF PREGGO PEOPLE!!! We will maul you to death and not give two craps. Two- you had no reason to rude. After you and I shared a few select words while your face started to turn redder and redder (I think you realized that man standing in an Ikea shirt in the back ground was your boss), I walked away and feasted on some of your delish meatballs! But all in all- it wasn't a horrible experience and I will be going back to you. Mostly because I'm a sucker for cheap Swedish furniture. Good god.

This pretty much sums it up lol!

 

Hectic shmectic!!

So much to do in so little time!! So- we are in the midst of moving! But we were able to do it all in 3 days! WOO!! I seriously owe who ever came up with the concept of moving companies. They are a life saver! Now we wait for all the furniture to arrive in the mail :/ It said it'll be here by the fifth. Yay. Not so much. BUT! We have our bed moved and our mattress moved! Oh, how comfy that mattress is.

Speaking of comfort level- my hips hurt so insanely much!! Sad Nikki! My theme song should be, "Everyday I'm shuffling". LOL!!! Cause' that's all I seem to do these days! Thank god I only have two more months of being pregnant because this blows. I don't like being pregnant. I never have. BUT! I LOVE the outcome of being pregnant! This pregnancy has been absolutely horrid. Every day I'm sick/in physical pain/hormonal. It just sucks. But I know our little man is doing great so it makes it all worth it. I told my mom that this might be the only grand kid she gets from me. And I mean that LOL! But I have never been that type of person that absolutely NEEDED to get married or have kids. People call me weird because I'm just as happy single as I am in a relationship. I have no problem being the third wheel haha! But all that has changed since I've been with my SO. I never wanted to get married or have kids until I met him. He is my rock, my world and my life. Maybe its because I've only dated shmucks before him. Hes changed my life for the better <3 I love you babe!

This is what I look like right now!!! LOL!

What time is it???

EPIC FREAK OUT TIME!! I just realized we literally have zilch for our son. Anddd he's due in 2 months. UGH. But! We did get him his first Burberry coat! What a spoiled little monkey! I want to have everything next month, though. You never know when they're going to come into this world- so I feel its best to be a prepared! But its cool because this means we are getting a Costco member ship! Yay! I love Costco!!! Their deals on diapers and baby wipes are off the charts! I mean how can you not beat 230 diapers for like 30 bucks??? You cant!

Side note- has anyone seen the Iphone 5 (That was a total joke because I know everyone wants one)? I don't like them. Talk about weirdly shaped!! 

I freaking love their pizzas!!!

Stepford wife?

Nah. BUT! I found the most ahmazing product ever!!! Side note- I am NOT affiliated with any companies!

Ok.

So last week I got the Hoover twin tank steam mop and it rocks!!! I was able to do the floors AND clean my shower with it!! So cool! I cant really clean with any harsh chemicals because of the pregnancy, but with this I can clean all the time!! JOKES. I really like that it does all flooring types- pretty much all hard surfaces. It will "refresh" carpets and rugs too. We got it at Target for 100 bucks and it is definitely a 100 bucks well spent! It was very easy to put together as well and I like the option that you can use cleaning solution with it or not. I used it with the cleaning solution and it was SO mild. Mama approves!!

This thing is the best!!

NANANANANANANANA...Me!

Ok. I flippin' LOVE all of the batman movies. A lot. Like dear god, I need to get a life lol! My SO is a big gamer and loves anime/comics. Any super hero is his thing! I think it's so cute! Im not a "gamer" by any sorts. In fact I'm so horrible at video games, its hard to find a game that we both can play with out one of getting frustrated! AKA- usually me. Because I die a lot. And personally- I like living haha!

But as a 90's kid (Yes, I'm THAT young. Get over it! Ok- I'm not that young, I'm probably older than you think I am)- Disney movies are my thing. I know every single god damn song imaginable! But don't ask my SO to recite any of them because he'll never admit he knows all of them!!! I found- well my SO did- the coolest clip ever! Picture Batman AND Lion king! Epic, no? This is the link and you need to watch it!!!

The circle of lifeeeee!!!

UPDATE!

Ohmygerd this week has been nuts! In a good way though!!!

1. I am now debt free!!! Did you hear that??? DEBT FREE. No more college tuition loan bills and no more credit card bills! Everything is paid up!! Eff yah!! I have to say I am pretty darn proud of myself! It took a while, but you know what? I'm awesome. What time is it? gloating time lol!

2. Made a new friend a few days ago! She was really sweet! We went out for boba buble tea and went to See's candy. Ok- side note! That boba tea is weird! They are little tapioca balls that have a consistency of those little gel sticky hand toys that you throw at walls when you were a kid. Seriously. Also- See's will be the death of me lol!!! I got like 8 lollipops, 3 bars of chocolate, and a 12 piece assortment of chocolate. Hey now- don't judge. Half of that was for my SO!! :P We had a lot of fun!!

3. Had my 29 week doc's appointment and everything is going perfectly! We couldn't be happier! I am measuring right on schedule and the heart beat is strong! I love it :] I am meeting with a midwife next week as well, so I'm super excited!!!

4. Have you seen that "Gangnam Style" music video??? OMG. SO. EFFING. FUNNY. Go watch it!!!

Missed you all!!

Seriously, this kid is funny!!

Butt kicker!

That's what the third trimester is for me lol! Oh man, talk about super duper uber nausea everyday. No bueno. I'm exhausted all the time. I'm hungry all the time but cant really eat. I'm a hot mess lol! It'll all be over soon and we will get to see our baby boy!!

On another note- we finally have the first onsie for our son!! I LOVE IT! My mother sent it to us yesterday and its so freakin' adorable! Thank you mom! It has a little lions head on it and little lions head feeties :]. Talk about adorable! I'm really into lions right now because my SO"s favorite childhood movie was the Lion King. The circleee of lifeeeee!! Yeah, don't lie you totally know that song :P! And you know that you totally cried when Simbas father died haha! I love that movie! Actually- I love all Disney movies. If you grew up in the 80s/90s- the movies were a staple in any house! Heck, any 20-27 year old could totally sing to the lyrics perfectly with out missing a word or a beat! We're just that cool.

I cant wait to get more stuff for him though! I love shopping! I mean, whatttt! Happy Nikki!

Haknuna Matata!