Respect? Boundries? Anything??

Hey my sexy mamas! I need to get something off my chest that has been bugging me. Now, this hasn't happened to me yet- but I'm prepared for when/if it does. But my question to you is- why in god's name do people think its ok to walk up to a random pregnant lady and proceed to touch her? Wake up call!!!! YOU ARE NOT TOUCHING THE BABY. YOU ARE TOUCHING A HOT, NAUSEOUS, SWOLLEN, HORMONAL, BEAUTIFUL WOMAN THAT IS ABOUT TO RIP YOUR ARM OFF BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T KNOW YOU AND YOU'RE TOUCHING HER STOMACH WITH OUT HER PERMISSION. It sounds humorous but in all honesty, it's very not ok. People seem to believe that once you are pregnant you give up all your rights as a person. You're not allowed to have an opinion on parenting, but if you do its some how wrong because its not the way some one else did it.  Or with personal space- we don't want you to touch us. AT ALL. But if you do feel so inclined, at least ask us. Then we might not rip your head off for invading our personal space. I mean, we already don't have any privacy anymore. Why are you so special that I need to make an exception for you? Seriously, tell me why you're better than my husband. I want to see your face while I laugh at you. I'm reading these stories online about expectant parents who are getting randomly belittled, touched or groped but not only women of all ages but MEN. Yes you read that right MEN. Random dudes walking up to you and touching your beautiful baby belly. My fav story is one guy walked up to this expectant couple and started to message her belly. In front of her husband. Who almost beat the guy lol. But he was classy about it and grabbed the random guys junk and twisted it and proceeded to go off on a Clint Eastwood speech. Made me laugh. I just would really like to go inside these peoples head and find their reasoning and motivation for such weirdness. I guess you can say pregnancy is really relatable. People feel comfortable around women who are expecting or have a baby. I just wish they had a little more respect for us. Now- I'm not some neo nazi feminist freak who hates men. But if you come up to me and I don't know you and you start touching me, I will punch you. Right in the gonads. And then I will laugh while you keel over in pain lol! Yesss, feel what child birth feels like to us! -Insert evil laugh-. This goes for women as well. I don't know, I just assume you'd know how I feel but humanity continues to surprise me. Anyways. /End rant.

This...is...my....ANGRY FACE!!!!